A month in and I’m still not clear on how the passage of time works — namely, every single week, Thursday rolls around and I go, “Oh, shit, I need a date by midnight!”
If you, like me, did not have the most jammin’ romantic life in high school, you might have some reservations about using dating apps in your hometown. Personally, I didn’t use Tinder or Bumble at home until I reached a peak of boredom/no longer caring what…
Tonight I went on a normal-ass date with a boy that turned out to be cuter in person. That probably shouldn’t be as much of a game-changer as it is.
I’ve discussed this before: I’m not bad-looking. Previously, I’ve conceptualized this as a ‘Survivor Hamburger’ situation, but maybe it’s better summarized in gifs from Broad City (as is literally everything about being in your 20s in…
Swiping is undoubtedly the most fun part of dating apps. You get to judge people, and you get a fun serotonin bump every time you…
Last week was a break. This week was a break too, but just… of another sort. Saying ‘a mental break’ sounds really dramatic, and that’s 100% not at all right, but it’s true in a very narrow sense. I just… couldn’t do it.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Now that my break is over, we’re back at it, just in time to celebrate TRUE LOVE! With a brand-new entry on my online dating blog!!! Sure, why not?!
The best way to handle the natural nervousness that comes along with going on a first date with an internet stranger/possible murderer is to drown it out! Just fuckin’ blast music into your brain in order to replace the bad thoughts. Here’s a selection of my top picks!