Her mother in law demanded: “You should know cooking, house chores, how to raise cattle, farming and satisfy my son”.Her father replied: “Never mind.Am going to send an eight legged spider with an audi and dowry to your house”.
I can’t find way to my home. No, am not having Alzheimer’s; my google map stopped working.
She got a ton of gifts that night.The cutest one had a gift tag saying “many more returns of the day”.
He was a software engineer and a singer. At last, he lent his vocal cords to a mouse.
Debby was killed to death for stealing ice cream from her master’s fridge.She was eight,not eighty.
He asked fake me, “what is your ambition in life?”. I answered as real one, “to eat”.
He was taught how to get rich girls instead of giving respect.She was taught how not to get raped instead of how to fought back.
LinkedIn is called as new facebook. Oh sorry, it’s facebook with real faces and designations so far.
“What is your bra size?” my dog asked me while passing a bunch of veterans gazing at my bust. I thanked him for being polite and open.
When we were talking around the bushy yard holding a cup of tea and feeling the hot with her wrinkled forearm,a fly rushed to the cup and started floating on and over.She said to it : Don’t cry, you are young.