tinytales

Death by flowers

Will you be happy to die today? If yes, you slept without regrets yesterday. You are happy with yourself and you prioritise you first. You take vacations for your inner peace and may end in a busy place or in your couch. Have you ever thought of the day you were born? You opened your eyes and found…

Interview

He asked fake me, “what is your ambition in life?”. I answered as real one, “to eat”.

LinkedIn

LinkedIn is called as new facebook. Oh sorry, it’s facebook with real faces and designations so far.

Way to Home

I can’t find way to my home. No, am not having Alzheimer’s; my google map stopped working.

Walk with a talking dog

“What is your bra size?” my dog asked me while passing a bunch of veterans gazing at my bust. I thanked him for being polite and open.

Marriage

Her mother in law demanded: “You should know cooking, house chores, how to raise cattle, farming and satisfy my son”.Her father replied: “Never mind.Am going to send an eight legged spider with an audi and dowry to your house”.

Rape

He was taught how to get rich girls instead of giving respect.She was taught how not to get raped instead of how to fought back.

Marriage

She got a ton of gifts that night.The cutest one had a gift tag saying “many more returns of the day”.

Passion

He was a software engineer and a singer. At last, he lent his vocal cords to a mouse.