“It had to be here! I’ve searched for so long! I’ve scaled mountains, traversed deserts, forded rivers and even fought wild beasts! I was so sure! Even when it wasn’t in all those…

“Spaghetti Snake slithered confidently through the sauce, sure in his abilities of moving unseen and not making any noise. Not a single bay leaf would rustle, no meat ball would…

“I don’t want to sound like a deviant or anything, but I often fantasize about what it would be like to not just chop…

“I’m doing my best gosh darn it! I don’t always get it right the first few times but I get there in the end. I know I’m no perfect shape, I’m the first to admit it! But I have a go…

“What sinks us is often what we still need to stay afloat”

“The invaders came to invade with the most technological of technologies, the most spacious of spaceships and with the clearest of objectives to destroy humans once and for all on a…

“If you were to tip over a full and rich life, out would tumble gifts aplenty, but also equal amounts of burden and strife”

“The immeasurable Abyss just didn’t know quite what to say, or how best to say it. He fumbled his words, he stammered. In relationships, and even in life more broadly, he was never any good at ending things”

“The stone goblin stood speechless in shock, could the kids be right in saying that he no longer did rock?”

“You are not above all this”