Typed From The Couch

Ow — Day 23; 240.3 lbs

Fuck it. I’m fast forwarding. We’re in the now, now.

Whoops — Day 13; 241.6 lbs

I didn’t write anything yesterday because I didn’t go to the gym. Because…

WTF — Day 12; 241.5 lbs

Here’s a picture I took of a butterfly. I feel like it’s a good picture. I cheated a bit in that I held done the…

Well You Know That You’re My Friend And I Say — Day 11; 240.5 lbs

Purify Yourself — Day 10; 241.0 lbs

I’m worn out. My brain won’t turn itself off. My muscles ache. My head hurts.

It’s Never The Pretty Ones Unless It Is — Day 9, 243.9 lbs

The Effort — Day 8, 244.2

These posts don’t happen in real time. In real time, I’m on day 15. I’m pedaling on a stationary bike and writing…

Millennials Are Killing My Workout — Day 7; 243.5 lbs

New Gym, Who This — Day 6, 244? lbs

Let’s start off right away with the exciting fact that I got a pair of Bluetooth headphones and…