Vaguely Feel

I Saw This Outside

Last week I got locked out of my house and then I ran to the gym because that’s what you do when you get locked out of your house?

The Hero of Starcade

The other night I went to a bar with a few friends.

I Stayed At A Hotel Across The Street From a Mall and Whole Foods

Last week, I wrote a bunch of good stuff (trust me).

16 (Pretty Good) Avocado Toast Tweets I Found in ~3 Minutes

vaguely feel like writing poetry again after hearing the news about teavana

Your Coupon

For Discounted

Gray Dickies

Has Expired.

vaguely feel like writing poetry again after hearing the news about coke zero

Seas The Day (Crab).

On Florida, the beach, punny names, taking control and being pinched by a crab.

vaguely feel that a wolf will eat my daughter.