Memoir

11 Random Notes from my Google Keep

Note 1:

Zombie horse mask

Emily Dickinson puppet

Sick in the head book

Fake Tinkerbell wings

vaguely feel like i don’t ever know what to do w/ my mail

random life hack #47

Buy a Yeti Tumbler

tried to order panera on my phone from a target parking lot…

…and all I want is to stand in an old taco bell looking at a forgotten kmart

random people from the Internet grow old in front of you as you grow old in front of them

my dog bit my daughter’s face

dogs + ppl don’t always work

my dog bit my daughter’s…

vaguely feel like there should be Tindr for neighbors

My old neighborhood is kinda like the original…

vaguely feel like i’m not good enough

one time I was trying to get back into tennis and joined a friendly league and played someone…

vaguely feel like it’s been 6 years since i’ve had a dishwasher, but i just got one

vaguely feel that these $400 tires i used for 2 days may have saved my life(?)

my 2003 saturn vue…