Work

Here’s what they won’t tell you.

They’ll preach hard work equals success. Everything works out in the…

Dishwasher

The door opens. A waitress throws a load of dirty dishes into a tub and walks out. The crowd peeks in. I’ve become quite the thing to look…

How to Deal With Bosses Who Don’t Give You What You Need

Have the balls to leave.

Autopilot

It was a pill in those days; you took it with breakfast and forty five minutes later you…

Shit Jobs: Telemarketing

There are two people, twelve years later, whose names, numbers and addresses…

Why Being a Tortured Artist is Fucking Pointless

On not living in a fantasy world of unjustified…

How to Write Emails Like a Hollywood Asshole

Making sure everyone knows you’re evil using text alone.

Beverly Hills Plebs

A young man—living in a trailer in Beverly Hills—sees something horrific while…

Shit Jobs: McDonald’s

The value of work is less than zero.