Kundalini, Bruce Lee, and the Dead Sea

Here’s what I can tell you about Anthony Molina. He wakes up every morning, meditates, and does yoga. Then, he drinks two cups of Yerba Mate tea with almond milk and honey.

Bruce, Angus, and My Mom

My mom died in 2006. It’s now almost 10 years later. And recently, I feel like she may, well, be communicating with me…

April 25: My mom’s birthday
April 29: I host a “metaphysical variety show” (named after her show 50 years earlier which used the same…

You’re a liar

He’s blasted on amphetamines. Every press conference he does is Andy Kaufman-level schtick. He’s in the middle of the most incredible 3-year run of songwriting of the past century. Half his fanbase thinks he’s abandoned them because he wants to sing about his interior instead of his exterior. And right…

Laos

The President is in Laos. And it’s got me remembering when I went backpacking there years ago. I crossed the border from Thailand and took a boat…

My First Time at a Gay Bar

The first time I ever went to a gay bar was in Chicago when I was hanging out with a group of girls. One of them referred to herself as “the blow job queen of Chicago.” This struck me as uncannily similar to the “sausage king of Chicago” line from Ferris Bueller but, nonetheless…

Breastfeeding in the Funeral Home

this is my older sister.

Let’s Not Get The Party Started

My gym (Crunch) is always trying to be cool and hip so they bring in DJs and put trainers in costumes and give out treats and I’m always like LOOK, we all got headphones so we don’t need a DJ and watching Spiderman on a treadmill is just creeping me out and the whole reason…

Sports in the Midwest

New Yorkers don’t understand how much sports means to midwesterners.

In the midwest, the celeb 8x10 on the wall of the pizza place is the local newscaster. That’s the most famous person around, the guy who does the weather. There, you are a big celebrity if you’ve…