Weird

Why You Should Never Annoy A Penguin

and what happens if you do

worms eat my brain by adam spong

ah yes, 3 days to go, and I might do the last 7 Hogwarts waiting for Hogwarts fanfictions now . the spong dreamie dream sequences . 
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The Call Of Harvest

A Fantasy Novel worms eat…

i’ve always wanted to be a pool boy

legitimately

and one day

i went to a pool supply store

to buy pool chemicals for my lab in grad school

and i saw this poster

Feelers

Towards the end of the 23rd century, most people are distracted by peculiar philosophies. Scientific research falls by the wayside, becoming the domain of resourceful hobbyists. When contact with alien intelligence is first established, only a handful of enthusiasts notice or care.

The Faceless

after Stranger Things

He arrived without a face so I said Take mine I’m not using it anyway. Together we used…

You Don’t Have Memories to Look Back on Today

1 YEAR AGO TODAY

You didn’t go to that concert that you wanted to check out. Instead, you went to a party where your friend said you would get “100%” laid, “guaranteed.”

Time Travels

Jerry Seinfeld: “It’s another 50’s diner. Why are we always looking backward?”

Our Guests Are Arriving

A Time Travel Party For Realsies

Last-Minute Halloween Costumes for People Who Have Magic Powers

Still trying to figure out what to wear for Halloween? Have incredible powers to manipulate the very fabric of the cosmos? Consider one of these time-saving costume ideas…