The return of Blossom Babykutty (with thong)

(Disclaimer: Very long. Only begin when you get time.)
Latest transcript of emails exchanged between budding script writer Blossom Babykutty and control-freak soap baroness Ekta Carrefour.

I am not Amit Varma

That is not one of those existential angsty type statements. “This is not a pipe.” That sort of thing. No.

I merely wish to reiterate to the world that I AM NOT AMIT FOR GODDSAKE!

Inflationary Economics — The Rising

(Latest Businessline column. Forgot to cross post it here last week. Hopefully will keep you occupied till I actually write a blog post one of these days.)
I have some exciting news fresh from the mysterious vaulted chambers of the Ministry of Statistics and…

Cash to my right baby. Cash to my left baby.

Unfortunately time pressures and a laptop less Sunday means I have nothing original to blog about for the time being. However I do have the latest Businessline column to cross-post. Sneaky third-rate manipulation of regular readers no doubt. But better…

Reality Cheque

Busy week with the JAM issue due on Monday. So simply not enough time to write and post. But thankfully the latest Rediff installment is up and generating great debate on the messageboard. By which I mean several unsuspecting members of my family are being referred to in less than flattering terms.

Don’t touch me there

Unlike our mutual friend Pastrami who routinely spends many a big bucks at that Haakim Aalim place in Bandra, I get my hair cut at this… umm… legacy haircutting saloon bang opposite Wadala station.

Dumbass Bakery Product of the Day

Much blogging is in progress. Posting will happen soon. But till then I leave you with what should become a very very popular email forward soon enough. An example of gargantuan stupidity. I rue the lady who got this cake for her party. Wait, even she would have laughed…

Selamat Datang!

Thats what them Malaysians say when they meet someone!
Now before I put down all my copious notes and research on Malaysia into a decent-sized travelogue I need to put the nose to the grindstone and catch up with hajaar pending work. And also put out some notices.

Length is not necessarily a good thing

It seems I have scared many, many people off with that 2700 odd word behemoth below. Sigh. No matter. That post had it coming anyway…
While I get back to writing and editing and so on, I recommend a little segue to the latest piece in rediff: