A Green Bell Pepper

There once was a green bell pepper,

Oh, Coffee

Oh, coffee thy sweet love is so pure,  Late nights, long morns — you’re the only cure… a…

I Had A Dream I Worked Out

I had a dream that I went and worked out, Awaking, my body ached, no-doubt……

Death Sent His Gown To The Cleaners

Death sent his black gown and scythe to get clean, But they were…

The English Professor

There was an English Professor, Who needed a brand new dresser… a funny limerick…

There was a Young Man with Covid-19

There was a Young Man with COVID-19,

Looking Outside In

I’m here looking outside the window, I’m feeling like I’m sitting in limbo… a funny…

The Matchstick

There was a matchstick that could not light, It tried and it tried even despite… a…

The Tub Duck

The duck was done with hydrometry,  So he took up trigonometry… a funny limerick about…

I Don’t Understand Why I’m Sick. I do everything the CDC Asks of Me.

1. I wash my hands for 20 seconds once a day.