The REAL reason we celebrate Christmas, what’s bullshit about it, and why it’s ruining America. Here’s why Christmas is dumb.
Wow, Easter (or as John Oliver calls it, Shitty Christmas) is dumb! We have a lot of ground to cover, so grab your Easter baskets and artificial food coloring and get ready to ruin Easter as you know it. Then keep scrolling, because we’ve got some…
Admit it. Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in America is dumb. You know it. So come buy our stuff!
Groundhog Day is an American A-list Holiday. On February 2nd, newscasters will mention it, your Facebook newsfeed will remind you about it, and it will undoubtedly make its way into water cooler conversations around the country. There’s…
New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day. How exciting! It’s so classy because there’s…