Visiting NYC Without Looking Like a Tourist

Dear New York City Tourists,

A Man Says “I Sure Don’t” to Marriage Equality

Dear marriage equality supporters,

didn’t see me on the train-red head-let’s spend our lives together-nov 13th

m4w (manhattan)

AUTO REPLY: OUT OF OFFICE

AUTO: Leslie Solstice is out of the office (returning 8/21/2013)

Enough About You, Let’s Talk About Me

Dear friends and family,

A Budget Airline that Spares Every Expense

Dear passengers,

One Guest Refuses to Come To Thanksgiving Dinner

Dear turkey-eating sickos,

The Next Food Network Star Is Happy To Serve You

Dear Food Network,

Loft-like apt in boutique building, shady, NYC

New to market-$3,000,000

A Plea for Help

Dear Dr. Reubenpepper,

You recently denied me perscripitions for my pains. You claim dat I have an…