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A pop-up humor site for holiday-themed humor. Get some ho ho ho’s from your ho ho ho’s.
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Alissa King
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Dec 30, 2021
The Virgin Mary’s Holistic Birth Plan
Dear Reader,
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Rich Taylor
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Dec 29, 2021
Enough is Enough: An Open Letter From the Newly Formed American Federation of Inflatables
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Gwen Coburn
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Dec 18, 2021
As Your Christmas Tree, I Beg You Not To Dress My Dying Corpse In Disney Ornaments
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Anna Powers
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Oct 29, 2021
My College Tour is in Derry, Maine, and I Think I Heard Carnival Music Coming from the Sewers
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Brian Gutierrez
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Oct 23, 2021
A Witch’s HR Complaint
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Alissa King
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Jun 30, 2021
We’re the Aliens from
Independence Day,
and In Our Defense, All We Really Wanted Was Jeff Goldblum
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Nathan Kamal
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Apr 30, 2021
This Year We Earth Day Kids Have to Beat Those Snobby Arbor Day Kids From The Camp Across The Lake!
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Celenia Lugo
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Apr 29, 2021
Blog Post: Guess Who’s Engaged?!
Hello World!
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Kate Anderson
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Feb 14, 2021
Sexy Valentine’s Junk Messages You’ll Delete, Based On Your Sign
The stars don’t lie!
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Gracie Beaver-Kairis
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Feb 12, 2021
Rejected Hallmark COVID Valentine’s Day Cards for Married People
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