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2 Ho Ho Ho’s
A pop-up humor site for holiday-themed humor. Get some ho ho ho’s from your ho ho ho’s.
Note from the editor

What happened when two hot humor writers, a Jew and an atheist, found ourselves overcome with ambition and Christmas spirit? We started a pop-up Hallmark movie satire publication, of course! But we’ve now expanded to include other holidays, popping open submissions whenever we encounter a holiday that makes us happy. Check out our submission call, and get some Ho Ho Ho’s from these Ho’s year-round.

Editors
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Co-founder & reluctant hippie
Gracie Beaver-Kairis
Gracie Beaver-Kairis is a humor writer and semi-functioning adult living in the Pacific Northwest.
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co-founder & Candy Cane lover
Catherine Weingarten
Catherine Weingarten is a humor writer, playwright and wedding cake enthusiast.
Writers
Go to the profile of Catherine Weingarten
co-founder & Candy Cane lover
Catherine Weingarten
Catherine Weingarten is a humor writer, playwright and wedding cake enthusiast.
Go to the profile of Celenia Lugo
Celenia Lugo
Celenia is a comedy writer based in Brooklyn — she has an MFA in TV Writing and Production but like, it’s no biggie :) Want more? Check out: www.celenialugo.com
Go to the profile of irene tassy
irene tassy
Humor writer. Slackjaw, Little Old Lady, PointsinCase, Robotbutt, GreenerPastures https://www.irenetassy.me/ @Irene_Tassy
Go to the profile of Katherine Varga
Katherine Varga
She/her. Playwright/storyteller. Lover of good books and bad television. Website: katherinevarga.weebly.com
Go to the profile of Lindsay Hameroff
Lindsay Hameroff
Reader, writer, humorist, mommy. Follow me on Twitter @LindsayHameroff.
Go to the profile of Allie Rubin
Allie Rubin
Queer writer, comedian, and cat mom living in Chicago.
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Brian Gutierrez
Brian is a writer living in the UK and once played a banjo in a dream he had in 2018.
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Sean Peecook
another writer on medium
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Sherry Vondy Beaver
Humor writer, spreadsheet lover, unapologetic progressive. Twitter @beavervondy.
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Liz Wiest
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Jennie Young
Professor and humor writer in Green Bay. McSweeney’s, The Independent, HuffPost, Ms. Mag, Education Week, Inside Higher Ed, Slackjaw, Weekly Humorist, others.
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JL Matthews
Medium Top 1,000 Writer | Become a Member and gain access to all my posts: https://jlmatthews.medium.com/membership | JLMatthewsWrites@gmail.com
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Justin Avery Smith
Freelance Writer & Humorist . Funny headlines in many places. Twitter (@JustAVerySmith) IG (justinaverysmith) TikTok (@justaverysmith)
Go to the profile of Cortney
Cortney
I cut and color my hair and I do stand up and write funny ideas.
Go to the profile of Christopher Shelley
Christopher Shelley
Wedding Celebrant | Speaker | Emcee — Humor in Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy, Points in Case. Weddings: www.IlluminatingCeremonies.com
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Kyrie Gray
For more history and humor subscribe to my newsletter Guffaw https://guffaw.substack.com/welcome or How Droll, Dear https://howdrolldear.substack.com
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Kate Anderson
DC-based writer and comedian. More info at kateandersonjokes.com
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Sarah Groustra
Sarah is a writer from Massachusetts. Her favorite thing in the world is breakfast-all-day. @ladypoachedegg
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Sam Kimelman
Writer \ creative producer \ speck of dust in a vast, uncaring universe. https://www.samkimelman.com/press
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Shawn Berman
I run The Daily Drunk. Some of my work has appeared in Hobart, Maudlin House, and Little Old Lady Comedy. You can follow me on Twitter @Sbb_writer.
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Erin Crouch
Erin Crouch used to live in Tallinn, Estonia and now she lives in Germany because she loves disapproval.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
Laura Wheatman Hill is a writer who lives in Oregon with her two children. You can find her at https://www.laurawheatmanhill.com/ OR on Twitter @lwheatma
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Cindy Shore Smith
Teacher, reader, writer, hiker, wife and mom. Blog can be found at boomersolutionsblog.com
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Jake Murray
Just one man in love with his foam roller. Tucson, Arizona
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Karina Cochran
Karina Cochran is a tall glass of water from the Midwest. She is a playwright, poet, essayist, and researcher.
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Megan Murphy
is a writer and dramaturg. On good days, that means something.
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Annie O'Brien
a creative college student in washington dc.
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Caitlin Briody
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Daisy Bentley
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Chloe Grogean
Chicago based comedy writer/actor with big dreams to become the spokesperson of Jessica Simpson’s shoe line.
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Carrie Pinkard
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Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Writer of words. Mocker of people and things. Dog mom to Hercules. The Rumpus, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Belladonna, etc.
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Marthea Webber
Humor writer and all-around human. Published in Slackjaw, Frazzled, and Paper Darts.
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Becky Barnard
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Casey Peta
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Grace Fetterman
No man is an eyelid. Headline Contributor at The Onion. www.gracefetterman.com
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Kate Lester
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Kelley Greene
Writer and performer based in Chicago. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at kelleygreene.pizza or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene
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Rebecca Houghton
Writer • DV survivor • Feminist • Brit in the USA • Neurodiverse • Dog mom to @gabythefiredog • She/her • Seattle • https://linktr.ee/BxHoughton
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Summer Koester
Summer Koester is an award-winning writer, poet, and teacher in Juneau, Alaska.
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Nathan Kamal
Nathan Kamal is a writer and comic performer based in Chicago, IL. Find him @nathankamal or look to the stars in wonder.
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Alissa King
Essayist, mediocre satirist. See more of my work in The Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt, Points in Case, and elsewhere on the internet.
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James Stuart
Assorted writing. At some point I expect I will know how to describe it. I use Twitter a little: @jstuartwrites
Go to the profile of Jen Freymond
Jen Freymond
Co-host of the podcast “I Never Saw That.” Humor writer and satirist. Find my work in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Little Old Lady, etc... Twitter: @jenfreymond
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Kevin Lutz
www.kevinlutz.net
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Alice H. Lahoda
writer, comic creator, & humorist. editor of The Belladonna Comedy. read more at: alicelahoda.com. support my writing: angryangryalice.medium.com/membership
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Lucia Paul
My creative muse team includes Erma Bombeck, Betty MacDonald and Roz Chast.
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Nat Hrvatin
Nat Hrvatin is a humor writer from Cleveland, Ohio. Check out her website nathrvatin.com or follow her on Twitter and Instagram @NatHrvatin.
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Heather Talty
Heather Talty is a writer, editor, and dog person. She writes short humor and fiction.
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Anna Powers
College student and mediocre writer.
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Ellen Muller
Pieces of mine which were in print publications. Check out my writing portfolio for other ramblings, ellenmuller.com
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Gwen Coburn
Gwen Coburn is a writer and comedian based in Boston. She has strong opinions about feminism, horses, and gardening TikToks. gwencoburn.com
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Jen Scully
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Rachel Mans McKenny
Writer and author. Mostly harmless/water. Stuff in McSweeney’s, NYTimes, WaPo, The Rumpus, Electric Lit, etc. rachelmansmckenny.com
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Andrew Knott
Essayist, humorist, novelist. Dad of three. Editor of Frazzled. Debut novel LOVE'S A DISASTER (May 21, 2024, Bayou Wolf Press). Website: AndrewKnottAuthor.com
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Emily Knapp
(they/them) Queer/NBi/Neurodivergent/Colorado-based writer and comedian. Ski junkie and soup enthusiast. Their stuff can be found on emilyknappwriter.com.
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Steph Westendorf
Reductress, McSweeney’s, UCB’s LN with Jimmy Fallopian Tubes, Slackjaw. Screenwriter-Actor-Hyphen haver. https://stephaniewestendorf.wordpress.com/
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Karen Gilmore
Reader, writer, heart too soon made glad. Words in Little Old Lady Comedy, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, etc.
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Meg Reid
Satire & humor writer who contributes to The Onion, McSweeney’s, Reductress, Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, The Belladonna, End of the Bench & more.
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Elizabeth Simone
Words in The Belladonna, The Weekly Humorist, Greener Pastures, Slackjaw, Points In Case, Little Old Lady Comedy. IG: @comic__diary
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Hannah Byron
Hannah is a writer with a strong Minnesota accent, a Downton Abbey enthusiast, and a supporter of handwritten correspondence.
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Darlene Crane
I don’t share cookies.
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Rich Taylor
Screenwriter/part-time stand-up/full-time minority. A Buckeye living in the DMV. Annually snubbed by People’s Most Beautiful & Time’s most influential lists
Go to the profile of Jessica F. Lillian
Jessica F. Lillian
Writer, editor, content strategist, plum candy fan. Comedy in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and more! jessicalillian.com
Go to the profile of Rochelle E. Fisher
Rochelle E. Fisher
Top writer in Satire & Parenting, Rochelle's words can be found in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Frazzled, and others.
Go to the profile of Sara Shukla
Sara Shukla
Writing at WBUR/Cognoscenti, LA Review of Books, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Weekly Humorist, 2 Ho Ho Ho’s, and Dead Darlings. Sometimes editor. TV forever.
Go to the profile of Tom Billings
Tom Billings
Tom Billings writes and draws in Michigan.
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Cara Michelle Smith
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Julia Giantomasi
Writer/Social Media Manager/Sasshole. Visit www.thesaltyju.com for personal humor essays or pop culture snark.
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Domenico Siravo
Jokes: https://twitter.com/dom_dot_dom