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A pop-up humor site for holiday-themed humor. Get some ho ho ho’s from your ho ho ho’s.
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Christopher Shelley
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Feb 14, 2022
My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object
I don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you
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Steph Westendorf
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Feb 13, 2022
The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I Killed Cupid
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Catherine Weingarten
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Jul 4, 2021
Hallmark 4th of July Movie Titles
*Co-written by
Gracie Beaver-Kairis
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Celenia Lugo
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Apr 29, 2021
Blog Post: Guess Who’s Engaged?!
Hello World!
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Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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Feb 17, 2021
4 Valentine’s Day Ideas that Will Make Him Say “Crap, Was I Supposed to Get You Something?”
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Carrie Pinkard
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Feb 15, 2021
I’m Cupid, And If I Can Socially Distance, You Fuckers Can Too
I’ll be staying in my pandemic god-pod…
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Christopher Shelley
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Feb 14, 2021
Single Valentine’s Day vs. Married Valentine’s Day
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Celenia Lugo
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Feb 13, 2021
My Inner Monologue While Texting My Crush To Be My Valentine
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Celenia Lugo
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Feb 7, 2021
10 Easiest Ways To Get the Attention You Deserve For Valentine’s Day
Buy a pack of Valentine’s Day cards and…
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