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I’m The Last Valentine’s Day Card at Safeway, And I Own You
I’m The Last Valentine’s Day Card at Safeway, And I Own You
So, I guess it’s just you and me on Valentine’s Day. Last call. I think we can agree that Safeway saved the best for last. Sure, you would…
Jen Scully
Feb 15, 2022
A List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?”
A List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?”
Honestly Translated from a Single Female in her Thirties
Julia Giantomasi
Feb 14, 2022
I’m Your Male friend Who’s Obsessed With You and I’m Sad You Didn’t Invite Me to Galentine’s Day
I’m Your Male friend Who’s Obsessed With You and I’m Sad You Didn’t Invite Me to Galentine’s Day
I love this platonic holiday as much as I love you!
Catherine Weingarten
Feb 14, 2022
Christopher Shelley
Feb 14, 2022
My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object
I don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you
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Domenico Siravo
Feb 13, 2022
Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Special Sleep Paralysis Demon in Your Life
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Tom Billings
Feb 13, 2022
Hallmark Announces Joint Venture
Limited-edition products offer outlet for suppressed feelings.
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Steph Westendorf
Feb 13, 2022
The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I Killed Cupid
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Jessica F. Lillian
Feb 12, 2022
New Valentine’s Day Bouquets For Modern Relationships
Alternative arrangements for your lover that…
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Jennie Young
Dec 31, 2021
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Addresses Inspiration Porn and Other Problematic Plotlines
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Tom Billings
Dec 31, 2021
Hallmark Announces New Christmas Card Series
New cards adapt to changing times.
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