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I’m The Last Valentine’s Day Card at Safeway, And I Own You

I’m The Last Valentine’s Day Card at Safeway, And I Own You

So, I guess it’s just you and me on Valentine’s Day. Last call. I think we can agree that Safeway saved the best for last. Sure, you would…

Feb 15, 2022

A List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?”

A List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?”

Honestly Translated from a Single Female in her Thirties

Julia Giantomasi

Feb 14, 2022

I’m Your Male friend Who’s Obsessed With You and I’m Sad You Didn’t Invite Me to Galentine’s Day

I’m Your Male friend Who’s Obsessed With You and I’m Sad You Didn’t Invite Me to Galentine’s Day

I love this platonic holiday as much as I love you!

Catherine Weingarten

Feb 14, 2022

Christopher Shelley

My Love Is Like A Red, Red Object

I don’t have any Valentine’s Day gifts for you

Domenico Siravo

Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Special Sleep Paralysis Demon in Your Life

Hallmark Announces Joint Venture

Limited-edition products offer outlet for suppressed feelings.

Steph Westendorf

The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I Killed Cupid

Jessica F. Lillian

New Valentine’s Day Bouquets For Modern Relationships

Alternative arrangements for your lover that…

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Addresses Inspiration Porn and Other Problematic Plotlines

Hallmark Announces New Christmas Card Series

New cards adapt to changing times.

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