Stand-up comedy is enjoying its greatest moment in American history. The facts speak for themselves:
I’m done with housing the useless
Psychologists and psychiatrists. Just can’t figger ’em out.
Comedians go bald but rock stars don’t. It’s not right
And you thought the first one was the worst
Stop it. You’re wasting perfectly good booze.
Could American priorities be any more fucked up?
There are a lot of things about my dating life that makes my Dad laugh.
Look at me…I wrote something on the computer!
Never show off your 20/20 hindsight