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Cara Michelle Smith

Cara Michelle Smith

Other Things Taylor Swift Did During Quarantine

Saving the Amazon rainforest, quantum physics, ending poverty and more.

Dec 21, 2020

Other Things Taylor Swift Did During Quarantine

Dec 21, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith
in
Slackjaw

We’re Saddened To Announce That Our Magazine Will Remain In Print

It wasn’t an easy decision.

Jun 16, 2020

We’re Saddened To Announce That Our Magazine Will Remain In Print

Jun 16, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Rumi’s Greatest Teachings, Updated For Quarantine

Some necessary revisions.

Jun 15, 2020

Rumi’s Greatest Teachings, Updated For Quarantine

Jun 15, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Introducing URSCREWED: The Health-Care Plan

We trust you to be the moral arbiter of who deserves to live, and who deserves to die.

Apr 10, 2020

Introducing URSCREWED: The Health-Care Plan

Apr 10, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith

There’s A Massive Fire Destroying This House, But We Cannot Risk Using A Fire Hose To Put It Out

Let’s forego the fire hose in favor of a more moderate strategy my critics call “a total crapshoot.”

Feb 17, 2020

There’s A Massive Fire Destroying This House, But We Cannot Risk Using A Fire Hose To Put It Out

Feb 17, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith
in
Slackjaw

If The Oscars Were For Accountants

Women and men fill the room, donning brown suits and haircuts that were never, not even for a minute, remotely in style.

Feb 8, 2020

If The Oscars Were For Accountants

Feb 8, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith
in
Slackjaw

Where Your Recycling Really Goes

Gross but true: new floss is made from old floss.

Jan 17, 2020

Where Your Recycling Really Goes

Jan 17, 2020

Cara Michelle Smith

I’m Bret Stephens, And In My House, You’d Better Smack My Wife On The Belly Before You Call Me A…

New York Times’ columnist Bret Stephens … flew off the handle on Dave Karpf, a professor for George Washington University who called him a…

Aug 28, 2019

I’m Bret Stephens, And In My House, You’d Better Smack My Wife On The Belly Before You Call Me A…

Aug 28, 2019

Cara Michelle Smith
in
Slackjaw

A Day in the Life of a Robot Reporter

Journalism generated by machine is on the rise.

Jul 7, 2019

A Day in the Life of a Robot Reporter

Jul 7, 2019

Cara Michelle Smith

Desperate Pitches For Your Next HBO Obsession

Here at HBO, everything is under control.

May 18, 2019

Desperate Pitches For Your Next HBO Obsession

May 18, 2019

Cara Michelle Smith

Cara Michelle Smith

Cara Michelle Smith is a comedy writer in Chicago. You can harass her on Twitter at @Cara_Smith5, so long as you do so creatively.

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