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Greener Pastures Magazine

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

Verses comprised from real headlines

1 min readAug 22, 2023

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The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

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The Haven

The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

A Neighborhood Speaks

2 min readAug 4, 2023

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The Unexpected Poetry of Nextdoor Digest

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Slackjaw

Tips To Prepare Yourself For The Rubber Band Man

Take 9 smart precautions now for when he starts to jam later

3 min readMar 1, 2023

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Tips To Prepare Yourself For The Rubber Band Man

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Slackjaw

Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?

(It’s harder than you think!)

1 min readJan 29, 2023

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Are You In The Star Wars Universe, Or Women’s Tops At Macy’s Online?

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Slackjaw

Steely Dan Life Hacks: Tips Any Major Dude Will Tell You

A DIY magnum opus

3 min readOct 22, 2022

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Steely Dan Life Hacks: Tips Any Major Dude Will Tell You

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***UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors | Weekly Humorist

The Intergalactic Council for Disease Control has issued new guidance for travel to Earth, relaxing some restrictions. Most travel…

4 min readJul 22, 2022

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***UPDATED: Health Advisories for Outer-Space Visitors | Weekly Humorist

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Urgent: It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You! | Weekly Humorist

Hey, all.

5 min readJun 16, 2022

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Urgent: It’s Me, Reality. I’m Trying to Get in Touch With You! | Weekly Humorist

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K.E. Flann

Zillow Listing for Ted Cruz’s Special Place in Hell | Weekly Humorist

Why have more than one door when you’ll never leave? This is the paradise you thought was only for other people!

3 min readMay 27, 2022

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Zillow Listing for Ted Cruz’s Special Place in Hell | Weekly Humorist

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Slackjaw

Kohl’s Said It Was My LAST CHANCE To Take 20% Off

Now my family is missing

3 min readApr 23, 2022

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Slackjaw

The 3 Little Pig Property Brothers

Surprising facts about HGTV’s fabled show

4 min readApr 12, 2022

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The 3 Little Pig Property Brothers

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K.E. Flann

K.E. Flann

Laughs in McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, and more. Author of How to Survive a Human Attack: A Guide for Werewolves, Mummies, Cyborgs, and Other Movie Monsters.

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