Daniel NestComrades! Mother Russia is under attack!Ukraine’s territory must stop attacking our troops!Feb 24, 2022Feb 24, 2022
Daniel NestinSlackjawI’ve Been Sitting In This Swivel Chair For 72 Days Hoping You’d Show Up, Mr. Bond72 days, 6 hours, and 53 minutes. But who’s counting?Jul 12, 20212Jul 12, 20212
Daniel NestinThe HavenThe Zombie Apocalypse Is NO Excuse To Make Us Wear Zombie Repellent!Stop trying to infringe upon my right to die horrificallyAug 28, 2020Aug 28, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable Unmentionables12 Whimsical Alternatives to WaPo’s “Pinocchio” Lie-O-MeterThese should make wanton fact-assassination a lot more palatableJul 23, 2020Jul 23, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable UnmentionablesRE: Denmark’s Application For Increase In The Sunshine QuotaWe’re pleased to grant you an additional 10 (TEN) days of sun. This brings your total number of sunny days to 10 (TEN).Jul 22, 2020Jul 22, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable Unmentionables5-Minute Meditation For The Year 2020If you have access to a sterile, hermetically sealed chamber, go there now.Jun 29, 2020Jun 29, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable Unmentionables6 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Writing for the Past 20 MinutesAs someone who’s been writing for the bigger part of the last half hour, here’s what I can teach youJun 25, 2020Jun 25, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable UnmentionablesIf All Causes Got The #AllLivesMatter TreatmentLet’s just apply #AllLivesMatter to everythingJun 18, 2020Jun 18, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable UnmentionablesAntifa Is Looking For An Experienced Provocateur (70+ Only)Want to join a revolutionary organization that seeks to replace the current world order with an anarchy-filled communist state?Jun 11, 2020Jun 11, 2020
Daniel NestinDishonourable UnmentionablesI Don’t Have To Explain Myself. Here’s WhyJust a quick note about yesterday’s events, or what HR is now calling my “bizarre and entirely inappropriate behavior.”Jun 10, 2020Jun 10, 2020