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Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters

These cold-blooded vegangsters would kale for some pasta fazool

1 min readNov 1, 2023

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Nicknames Of Vegan Mobsters

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Quiz: Are You Shopping With Your Family At IKEA, Or Are You Jack Torrance In The Shining?

What could possibly go wrong?

3 min readJul 11, 2023

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Jack Nicholson in “The Shining.”

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Yoda Uses The Force To Decode The Candy Hearts You Got On Valentine’s Day

Matters, size does

2 min readFeb 13, 2023

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Yoda decodes the candy hearts you got on Valentine’s Day.

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It is I, Günter, Your German Garten Gnome, and I Am Here to Tell You Zat I Am Marrying Your Daughter

You kannot shtand in zee vay of our lofe

3 min readOct 11, 2022

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It is I, Günter, Your German Garten Gnome, and I Am Here to Tell You Zat I Am Marrying Your Daughter

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An Employee Appreciation Day Guide For Mafia Bosses

Get ready to plan a full day of non-stop funsies!

4 min readMar 1, 2024

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A mobster at a cookie decorating competition.

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Quiz: Are You Liam Neeson In ‘Taken,’ Or Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer?

You have a very particular set of skills.

2 min readDec 22, 2023

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Liam Neeson with a red nose and antlers.

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Quiz: Saw A UFO, Or Ate A Cheese Pizza?

It was truly an out-of-this-world experience

2 min readMay 20, 2023

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A UFO hovering over a cheese pizza.

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I, Venus, the Roman Goddess of Love and Beauty, Want to Vent About My Birthday

What kind of birthday di merda is-a this?

4 min readFeb 20, 2023

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“The Birth of Venus” by Sandro Botticelli.

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Random Thoughts Running Through Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s Mind on Christmas Eve

Should I let Santa live, or should I kick him off this roof?

5 min readDec 21, 2022

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The reindeer flying through the night sky with Santa on Christmas Eve.

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It is I, America’s Pardoned Thanksgiving Turkey, and it is My Honor to Address the Nation Today

I am the turkey that will save America, gobble gobble gobble

4 min readNov 18, 2022

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President Biden pardoning a turkey on Thanksgiving Day.

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Sianna Lani

Sianna Lani

Humor writer based in Honolulu, Hawaii | Slackjaw, Points In Case, MuddyUm, and Little Old Lady Comedy | Tweet me @SiannaLani | Sianna.Lani@gmail.com

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