Published inSlackjawI’m A Man With A Race Car As A Profile Photo, And I Don’t Want To Have Sex With YouDespite the fact that we are complete strangers who have never interacted, and you likely could have gone your entire life without knowing…Aug 11, 20211Aug 11, 20211
Published inSlackjawYou’re Invited To Aunt Cathy’s Lit AF 56th Surprise Zoom Birthday Party!IT’S YOUR FAMILY! ON ZOOM! HAPPY FUCKIN’ BIRTHDAY, CATH!Mar 31, 20213Mar 31, 20213
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyDistance Learning Teachers’ To Do Lists As Imagined By Parents On Social MediaClose your eyes and pick four parent emails to delete without responding.Nov 9, 20201Nov 9, 20201
Published inForgeYou Don’t Have to ‘Be Nice’ No Matter HappensThere’s a reason you wince at posts that try to tie up this election with a neat little bowNov 3, 20202Nov 3, 20202
Published inSlackjawAn Oral History Of The Spirit Halloween StoreThe story of how a beloved Halloween institution came to be, thanks to the vision of one man.Oct 20, 2020Oct 20, 2020
A Brief History Of My Body“Your body is nothing to brag about,” she says. “I wouldn’t be proud of it.”Oct 15, 2019Oct 15, 2019
Published inSlackjawMan’s Guide To Booking A Girl ComicLet everyone know how woke you are and make your show great! But mostly the first one.Sep 25, 20194Sep 25, 20194
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyChill Ways To Let The World Know You Are A White Man Doing White Man ThingsWays to let that privilege show!Aug 27, 20193Aug 27, 20193
Published inSlackjawI’m A Motherfucking Introvert. ACCEPT ME.I just took 17 Buzzfeed quizzes (and posted them on my Facebook and Twitter profiles) and guess what? I’m a motherfucking introvert.Jul 5, 20197Jul 5, 20197
On taking up space, old-school blogging, and how I think we should be more willing to save each…Since I’ve started eating intuitively, I’ve had friends approach me to tell me about the coach they’ve met or anxiously describe their…Oct 22, 20181Oct 22, 20181
