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Updated Rules For The “Knitting Tiny Happy Animals” Facebook Group

This knitting group is not the space for politics, theological debates, or conspiracy theories.

Dec 28, 2022

Updated Rules For The “Knitting Tiny Happy Animals” Facebook Group

Dec 28, 2022

Becky Brinkerhoff
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Slackjaw

I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get Crushed Under Student Loan Debt

The only thing I’ll know is deep faultless inner peace unknown to anyone on earth.

May 15, 2022

I Am A Fetus In Heaven. I Wish I Could Have Grown Up So I Could Get Crushed Under Student Loan Debt

May 15, 2022

Becky Brinkerhoff
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Greener Pastures Magazine

I Am Your Anti-Capitalist Girlfriend and if I Don’t Get the Frog Squishmallow This Valentine’s Day…

Valentine’s Day is driven by outdated and sexist gender roles, but if I don’t get that frog Squishmallow from CVS… we are over.

Feb 14, 2022

I Am Your Anti-Capitalist Girlfriend and if I Don’t Get the Frog Squishmallow This Valentine’s Day…

Feb 14, 2022

Becky Brinkerhoff
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Slackjaw

Why I Gave Up On Men And Started Dating Brand Mascots

Mr. Clean is proof that anything I like in a man can be found in a brand mascot.

Apr 1, 2020

Apr 1, 2020

Becky Brinkerhoff

The Brief and Branded Life of Jane Walker and Mrs Claudia Sanders

Mrs Claudia Sanders looks out at the sprawling lawns that lay beyond the window of her huge, white, Southern home that was probably a…

Mar 8, 2018

The Brief and Branded Life of Jane Walker and Mrs Claudia Sanders

Mar 8, 2018

Becky Brinkerhoff

Becky Brinkerhoff

I’ve never been chill a day in my life. Humor bylines in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, and Funny-ish. Twitter: @beckyonthebrink

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