Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmGuinea Pigs Make Ideal Pets Because They’re So Low-Maintenance When You Go Out of Town!They won’t even ask you to bring them home a souvenir2d ago32d ago3
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledSigns Your Kid Is Sneak-Viewing Non-Family Films When They’re Supposed to Be in BedUnbeknownst to you, Gordan Gekko and Michael Corleone have been mentoring your little one5d ago35d ago3
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRealistic Responses to Breakup Songs“That’s kind of why we broke up.”Jul 102Jul 102
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m the Flosser That’s Always in the Parking Lot and I Don’t Know What You’re Doing Here, EitherI’ll have you know I lead a very active and fulfilling lifeJul 44Jul 44
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmClassic Novels Retitled and Edited to Encourage More Right-Wing ReadersProud Boys and Prejudice: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a charge for seditious conspiracy…Jul 19Jul 19
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmDiner Scene from “Heat” or 2024 Presidential Debate?With apologies to Michael MannJun 281Jun 281
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledYour Child Was Absent and Hasn’t Turned in an Excuse Note Yet. Don’t Make Us Get Rough with You.Nice face you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.Jun 2520Jun 2520
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledWord Problems for Vacationing with KidsIt’s important to keep your own math skills sharp over summer break, tooJun 2010Jun 2010
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketHelp Us Find (But More Importantly, Do Not Approach) Our Missing DogHe will make you chase him to the ends of the earth before surrenderingJun 1817Jun 1817
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledI’d Like to Discuss My Child Specifically While You’re Trying to Address a Group of PeopleYour concern for the rest of the group is admirable but hardly necessaryJun 1022Jun 1022