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Five Best Ways to Deal with Tyrannical Toddler Tantrums
Five Best Ways to Deal with Tyrannical Toddler Tantrums
Once you’ve realized normal parenting advice doesn’t work
Patrick Eades
Nov 30
The A to OMG Guide to School Mums For First-Time Parents
The A to OMG Guide to School Mums For First-Time Parents
Choosing the right Mum friends can make or break your school social life
CarolF
Nov 30
Road Trips Are a Fresh Hell Since My Teen Discovered Prog
Road Trips Are a Fresh Hell Since My Teen Discovered Prog
I should be impressed, but I’m in too much pain
Mary Strand
Nov 29
I Worry About My Kid’s Awful (But Funny) Table Manners
I Worry About My Kid’s Awful (But Funny) Table Manners
Every damn time we have guests, my boy turns into a hot mess at the dinner table
Kristina God
Nov 29
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
Cool Names for Bad Parenting
Cool Names for Bad Parenting
Which bad parent are you?
Bev Potter
Aug 15
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
I Was Ordered to Sleep in a Store
I Was Ordered to Sleep in a Store
Toddlers can be a tad controlling
Claire Franky
Oct 2
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Help Your Baby Fight the Aging Process
Help Your Baby Fight the Aging Process
The ravages of time are coming for your child unless you act now
Kyrie Gray
Nov 28
It’s School Book Fair Time and I’m About to Not Buy Books
It’s School Book Fair Time and I’m About to Not Buy Books
Sure, you can also have the pirate book with a golden medallion necklace and doubloon purse
Stephanie Vance
Nov 27
I’m Ecstatic That My Second Child Is Completely Uninterested in Me
I’m Ecstatic That My Second Child Is Completely Uninterested in Me
Playing second fiddle to my husband is parental bliss
Brad Snyder
Nov 21
Real Advice You Should Give to New Parents
Real Advice You Should Give to New Parents
Try a little dose of reality at the next baby shower you attend
Stephanie D. Rondeau
Nov 20
A Parent’s “To-NOT-Do” List
A Parent’s “To-NOT-Do” List
To do or not to do… that is the question
Lily Hirsch
Nov 17
I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever
I Had the Weirdest Job Interview Ever
Reentering the workforce can be a real blood sport
Andrew Knott
Nov 16
Ferberize Your Incessantly Texting Teen to Text You Less
Ferberize Your Incessantly Texting Teen to Text You Less
Where is their scientific calculator?
Stacey Curran
Nov 16
I’m Not Like Other Babies. I’m a Cool Baby.
I’m Not Like Other Babies. I’m a Cool Baby.
Some encouraging words from a pick-me baby
Kyrie Gray
Nov 15
Jeopardy for New Moms
Jeopardy for New Moms
The answer is… perpetual failure!
N Gates
Nov 14
Lessons You’ll Learn When Taking Your Two-Year-Old to “Bug Day” at the Museum
Lessons You’ll Learn When Taking Your Two-Year-Old to “Bug Day” at the Museum
There are pros and cons
Rayaonmedium
Nov 13
7 Fall Crafts To Fill Your House With Detritus
7 Fall Crafts To Fill Your House With Detritus
And ruin your already tenuous relationship with your kids
Amy Greenlee
Nov 11
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