Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmJ.D. Vance’s Least Favorite Movies and TV ShowsInstead of one of these, how about re-watching the modern classic “Hillbilly Elegy” with a Diet Mountain Dew in hand?1d ago41d ago4
Caroline HorwitzinThe Belladonna Comedy“Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)”: 2024 EditionWith apologies to Allan Sherman1d ago121d ago12
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmGuinea Pigs Make Ideal Pets Because They’re So Low-Maintenance When You Go Out of Town!They won’t even ask you to bring them home a souvenirJul 184Jul 184
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledSigns Your Kid Is Sneak-Viewing Non-Family Films When They’re Supposed to Be in BedUnbeknownst to you, Gordan Gekko and Michael Corleone have been mentoring your little oneJul 164Jul 164
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketRealistic Responses to Breakup Songs“That’s kind of why we broke up.”Jul 103Jul 103
Caroline HorwitzinJane Austen’s WastebasketI’m the Flosser That’s Always in the Parking Lot and I Don’t Know What You’re Doing Here, EitherI’ll have you know I lead a very active and fulfilling lifeJul 44Jul 44
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmClassic Novels Retitled and Edited to Encourage More Right-Wing ReadersProud Boys and Prejudice: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a charge for seditious conspiracy…Jul 19Jul 19
Caroline HorwitzinMuddyUmDiner Scene from “Heat” or 2024 Presidential Debate?With apologies to Michael MannJun 281Jun 281
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledYour Child Was Absent and Hasn’t Turned in an Excuse Note Yet. Don’t Make Us Get Rough with You.Nice face you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.Jun 2520Jun 2520
Caroline HorwitzinFrazzledWord Problems for Vacationing with KidsIt’s important to keep your own math skills sharp over summer break, tooJun 2010Jun 2010