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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

Blog Post: Guess Who’s Engaged?!

Hello World!

Apr 29, 2021

Blog Post: Guess Who’s Engaged?!

Apr 29, 2021

Celenia Lugo
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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

My Inner Monologue While Texting My Crush To Be My Valentine

Hey girl! (No wait don’t call her girl, she’s a grown woman.)

Feb 13, 2021

My Inner Monologue While Texting My Crush To Be My Valentine

Feb 13, 2021

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

10 Easiest Ways To Get the Attention You Deserve For Valentine’s Day

Buy a pack of Valentine’s Day cards and write “I’ve always had a crush on you!” inside them, and mail them to at least ten different…

Feb 7, 2021

10 Easiest Ways To Get the Attention You Deserve For Valentine’s Day

Feb 7, 2021

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

Home Alone 7: This Time I Left Kevin’s Punk Ass Alone On Purpose

I have a confession to make. And, maybe only other Mothers will understand it. And, maybe I’ll get kicked out of the country club I fought…

Dec 19, 2020

Home Alone 7: This Time I Left Kevin’s Punk Ass Alone On Purpose

Dec 19, 2020

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Dishonourable Unmentionables

She Said, “That’s It?”: Glamorous Destinations For Your Mundane Proposal

Co-Written by Catherine Weingarten and Celenia Lugo

Jun 10, 2020

She Said, “That’s It?”: Glamorous Destinations For Your Mundane Proposal

Jun 10, 2020

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Slackjaw

YouTube Tutorial: How To Go Clubbing In Your Own Home

I put out new videos every single friggin’ day because I literally never leave my house anymore.

May 28, 2020

YouTube Tutorial: How To Go Clubbing In Your Own Home

May 28, 2020

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Lady Pieces

10 Reasons I Can Only Orgasm When I See A Man Cry

Written by Catherine Weingarten and Celenia Lugo

May 22, 2020

10 Reasons I Can Only Orgasm When I See A Man Cry

May 22, 2020

Celenia Lugo
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Lady Pieces

Are You The Horniest Girl Alive? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

Do you get turned on when you call the IT guy for help and he starts lightly breathing into the phone as he tries to fix your computer?

May 19, 2020

Are You The Horniest Girl Alive? Take This Quiz To Find Out!

May 19, 2020

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The Belladonna Comedy

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend is Just Jane Austen Reincarnated

Whenever you argue about which brunch spot to frequent, she begins all of her rebuttals with, “It’s a truth universally acknowledged..”

Jul 25, 2019

How To Tell If Your Girlfriend is Just Jane Austen Reincarnated

Jul 25, 2019

Celenia Lugo

Celenia Lugo

Celenia is a comedy writer based in Brooklyn — she has an MFA in TV Writing and Production but like, it’s no biggie :) Want more? Check out: www.celenialugo.com

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