PinnedKatie BurgessinSlackjawNew — It’s Adjunct Barbie™!For decades, Barbie® has empowered girls to imagine everything they might become: a surgeon, an astronaut, even president of the United…·4 min read·Oct 15, 2019--65--65
Katie BurgessinFrazzledMy Child’s Valentine Goody Bags Will DESTROY YouI am raising a WINNER who gives out the BEST Valentines·3 min read·Feb 6, 2024--21--21
Katie BurgessinSlackjawGreat Social Media Apologies In LiteratureI apologize to those I may have offended or eaten·4 min read·Oct 2, 2023--5--5
Katie BurgessinJane Austen’s WastebasketNobel Prizes in Literature Announced by Students Who Skipped the ReadingWebster’s defines “novel” as “an invented prose narrative”·3 min read·Aug 21, 2022--3--3
Katie BurgessinFrazzledBack to School COVID Protocols FAQParents are encouraged to review all Facebook posts from Uncle Greg·3 min read·Aug 9, 2021--9--9
Katie BurgessinGreener Pastures MagazineIntroducing Olive Garden’s NEVER Ending Breadstick™We must imagine Sisyphus hungry.·3 min read·Jul 28, 2021--2--2
Katie BurgessinJane Austen’s WastebasketHow to Talk About ArtResist the urge to say, “My kid could do that.” We’ve all met Bryson.·3 min read·Jul 24, 2021--3--3
Katie BurgessinJane Austen’s WastebasketDr Pepper, Adjunct for HireMy lack of a mortal body makes me ideally suited to live on your advertised salary·2 min read·Jul 21, 2021--4--4
Katie BurgessinSlackjawFamous Masterpieces Reviewed By The Artists’ MomsIs this your way of telling me I’m not getting grandchildren?·4 min read·May 26, 2021--5--5
Katie BurgessinThe Belladonna ComedyMnemonic Devices for Remembering What “We Bought a Zoo” Is AboutNo time to re-watch? No problem!·3 min read·May 7, 2021--2--2