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We are Lyme-Disease-Carrying Deer Ticks and We Are Not Fucking Around

We are Lyme-Disease-Carrying Deer Ticks and We Are Not Fucking Around

Our message is bigger than all of you
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Kris Willcox
10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Recently Deceased

10 Valentine’s Day Gifts for the Recently Deceased

And, yes, all these things DO exist
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Rose Butcher
Smartphones Killed the Shakespearean Plot

Smartphones Killed the Shakespearean Plot

And you thought what video did to the radio star was bad…
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Anna Pook
A Bingo Card for Women Who Express Their Opinion on the Internet

A Bingo Card for Women Who Express Their Opinion on the Internet

Why does winning this game feel so bad?
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Kyrie Gray
Mom’s Back On Line, Saving the Country from Woke Food Scolds and Clams with Agendas!

Mom’s Back On Line, Saving the Country from Woke Food Scolds and Cl...

She’s Been Puzzling the TRUTH Since October 2022
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Mary Strand
Ten Possible Reasons the Pot Doesn’t Want You to Watch It

Ten Possible Reasons the Pot Doesn’t Want You to Watch It

Because it certainly isn’t boiling
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Kyrie Gray
Your Baby is Looking Old. What Now?

Your Baby is Looking Old. What Now?

Tips to stop the ravages of time from ruining your child
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Kyrie Gray
Fairy Tale Characters Who are Probably the Asshole

Fairy Tale Characters Who are Probably the Asshole

AITA Reddit posts from Once Upon a Time Land
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Kyrie Gray
Is That Superman?

Is That Superman?

No…it’s not.
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Kyrie Gray
I Am Young And I Need You To Know That I Have Fun

I Am Young And I Need You To Know That I Have Fun

Don’t be jealous of how exciting my life is.
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Kristi Iovino
Forbidden Fruit

Forbidden Fruit

An Exploration of Botanical Fan Fiction
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Sarah Totton
Memes So Original, You’ll Forget ChatGPT Was Pulling the Strings — But Credit Goes to GifGPT and Me

Memes So Original, You’ll Forget ChatGPT Was Pulling the Strings — ...

Become an AI-humor-sci-fi-advice-screenwriter for a Netflix original in seven steps
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Anupam Chugh
This Almost-Empty-Nester is Re-Energized and Ready to Put Her Home Skills to Work for Your Org

This Almost-Empty-Nester is Re-Energized and Ready to Put Her Home ...

Look Out World! It’s My Re-Entry Resume
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Mary Strand
CDC Reports Alarming Spike in Ferrante Fever

CDC Reports Alarming Spike in Ferrante Fever

Pandemic Takes on Novel Dimensions
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Emma Kantor
5 Ways to Pick Up a Guy at a Bar

5 Ways to Pick Up a Guy at a Bar

Techniques that won’t fail
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Kyrie Gray
Thank You in Advance for Celebrating My Birthday by Strictly Adhering to the Attached Wish List

Thank You in Advance for Celebrating My Birthday by Strictly Adheri...

Oh, the plight of persons who were born in the winter months! For holiday and birthday gifts are selected with such swiftness…
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Katherine Shaw
9 Things Your Future Self Will Thank You for If That Future Self Were in Jail for a Poorly-Planned…

9 Things Your Future Self Will Thank You for If That Future Self We...

Grind your coffee and plan an alibi
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Kyrie Gray
If I Wrote Women’s Magazines During Past Centuries

If I Wrote Women’s Magazines During Past Centuries

What ladies could read when they were tired of sermons
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Kyrie Gray
2023 Journals and Planners I’d Actually Buy

2023 Journals and Planners I’d Actually Buy

Be realistic about your journaling goals for the new year
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Kyrie Gray
This Time I’m Ready for the New Year

This Time I’m Ready for the New Year

Or maybe not
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Kyrie Gray
Was I Chasing a Talking Gingerbread Cookie or My Father’s Approval?

Was I Chasing a Talking Gingerbread Cookie or My Father’s Approval?

Beware of trying to catch evil gingerbread men and other unattainable goals
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Kyrie Gray
The Definitely Real Stories Behind Popular Christmas Carols

The Definitely Real Stories Behind Popular Christmas Carols

The Truth is Darker than a Figgy Pudding
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Kyrie Gray
The Hallmark Channel Announces an Entire Year of Jewish Holiday Movies Following Hanukkah on Rye’s…

The Hallmark Channel Announces an Entire Year of Jewish Holiday Mov...

I’ll Watch What She’s Watching…By Debbie Feit and Beth Kanter
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Beth Kanter
This Incredibly Refined eCard Reminds You to Celebrate the Season of Giving by Refraining from…

This Incredibly Refined eCard Reminds You to Celebrate the Season o...

With the assistance of my psychoanalyst, I have accepted that former gift gaffes were not performed with malintent in your hearts.
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Katherine Shaw
Badges You Might Deserve This Christmas

Badges You Might Deserve This Christmas

Participation awards for those who are mastering the holiday or barely hanging on
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Kyrie Gray
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