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Emily Holi

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Slackjaw

Unfortunately, You Are Way Too Hot To Be My Doctor

Please stop telling me to relax. I have never been less relaxed in my entire life.

Apr 3

Unfortunately, You Are Way Too Hot To Be My Doctor

Apr 3

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Frazzled

Report: Midwestern Playground Chef Receives His First Michelin Star

“The 2025 Michelin committee is focused on one thing, and one thing only: innovation. Chef Timmers is providing exactly that.”

Mar 21

Photo of a child’s hands holding colorful leaves.

Mar 21

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Slackjaw

In Lieu Of This Year’s Christmas Bonus, We’ve Decided To Make Ambiguous Donations To Obscure…

We knew you’d love the idea.

Dec 23, 2023

In Lieu Of This Year’s Christmas Bonus, We’ve Decided To Make Ambiguous Donations To Obscure…

Dec 23, 2023

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The Belladonna Comedy

Boutique Spa Services Marketed To Women Or Medieval Torture Techniques?

Beauty is pain.

Jun 27, 2023

Boutique Spa Services Marketed To Women Or Medieval Torture Techniques?

Jun 27, 2023

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The Haven

Welcome To My Home! Allow Me To Make You Uncomfortable

How do you feel about politics? Religion? You look like someone without opinions.

Apr 21

Welcome To My Home! Allow Me To Make You Uncomfortable

Apr 21

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Greener Pastures Magazine

Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown

When it comes to life’s simple pleasures, there is nothing quite like the sweet-scented smell of success. By all accounts, you have not…

Jun 13, 2024

Your Monthly Explanation of Benefits, Courtesy of Lady Whistledown

Jun 13, 2024

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Frazzled

The 30-Day Whole Toddler Challenge

It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle

Mar 12, 2024

The image shows a wooden table with a salad in a blue bowl and various food items with red X marks over them, indicating they are not to be included or chosen. There are graphics of nuts, avocados, cookies, and butter packs. There are flowers on the table as well.

Mar 12, 2024

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Frazzled

In Honor of Spooky Season, Here’s A List of Chores I Will Not Be Doing During the Month of October

For the first time in my life, I’m on trend

Oct 10, 2023

In Honor of Spooky Season, Here’s A List of Chores I Will Not Be Doing During the Month of October

Oct 10, 2023

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Frazzled

Fun Bumper Sticker Alternatives to “Baby On Board”

The baby in the car ahead of you is putting up big numbers!

Sep 13, 2023

Fun Bumper Sticker Alternatives to “Baby On Board”

Sep 13, 2023

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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Ode to Hot Girl Summer

Did thou watchest my reels?

Aug 23, 2023

Ode to Hot Girl Summer

Aug 23, 2023

Emily Holi

Emily Holi

mama x 6 / author of silly x serious/ words in McSweeney’s / Points In Case / LOL Comedy / Frazzled / Slackjaw / Weekly Humorist / Greener Pastures

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