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E. R. Catalano

Best Picture Nominee or Description of My Nine-Year-Old?

The Academy Awards are tonight, so that means it’s time for my annual roundup of all the movies nominated for Best Picture. As always, and…

Feb 9, 2020

Best Picture Nominee or Description of My Nine-Year-Old?

Feb 9, 2020

E. R. Catalano
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Slackjaw

Trips Where I Didn’t Exactly Love You To The Moon And Back

The trip to the park where you refused to button your coat, give another kid back his ball, or leave when I said it was time to leave.

Nov 17, 2019

Trips Where I Didn’t Exactly Love You To The Moon And Back

Nov 17, 2019

E. R. Catalano

Other Prizes Donald Trump Would’ve Won If They Were Given Out Fairly

Pulitzer for Distinguished Commentary (Twitter)

Sep 24, 2019

Other Prizes Donald Trump Would’ve Won If They Were Given Out Fairly

Sep 24, 2019

E. R. Catalano

The You-Lose-Me-Win Rhapsody

I don’t know about you, but since the Oscars I’ve had “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen stuck in my head. That is, when I don’t have Lego Movie…

Apr 11, 2019

The You-Lose-Me-Win Rhapsody

Apr 11, 2019

E. R. Catalano

On Teaching Your Child to Wash Her Own Damn Hair (While Not Losing Your Mind)

I heard somewhere — or maybe I read it — that the main idea behind parenting is to raise functional, independent, contributing members of…

Apr 11, 2019

On Teaching Your Child to Wash Her Own Damn Hair (While Not Losing Your Mind)

Apr 11, 2019

E. R. Catalano
in
Slackjaw

Oh, So You Think An Entire Fried Chicken, Two Cornish Game Hens,

and An Artisanal Pickle Is a Cocktail Garnish? Hold Our Bloody Mary

Mar 17, 2019

Oh, So You Think An Entire Fried Chicken, Two Cornish Game Hens,

Mar 17, 2019

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The Belladonna Comedy

Updates from Your Co-op’s Management Regarding the Haunted Elevator

Your continued patience and support are greatly appreciated!

Oct 30, 2018

Updates from Your Co-op’s Management Regarding the Haunted Elevator

Oct 30, 2018

E. R. Catalano

Outside I Am a Racist Lawyer but Inside I Am a Wounded Butterfly

On the outside I may be a racist lawyer who spits vitriol at people I assume are foreigners, though they claim and also have actual proof…

Jun 8, 2018

Jun 8, 2018

E. R. Catalano

Wedding Announcements for Disney’s Royal Couples

Princess Aurora and Prince Philip

May 17, 2018

Wedding Announcements for Disney’s Royal Couples

May 17, 2018

E. R. Catalano

Don’t Mumble: A Parody of Kendrick Lamar’s “Humble”

You may have heard that Kendrick Lamar won the Pulitzer Prize for music for his album Damn. If you’re like me, your first thought was…

May 1, 2018

Don’t Mumble: A Parody of Kendrick Lamar’s “Humble”

May 1, 2018

E. R. Catalano

E. R. Catalano

E. R. Catalano is a humor writer and mother of one evil mastermind who blogs at www.ZoevstheUniverse.com. Tales of an Evil Mastermind in Training.

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