Holly BurdorffinThe Belladonna ComedyYet Another White House Shake-Up!Exciting new candidates for the Trump Administration.2 min read·Aug 6, 2017----
Holly BurdorffinThe HavenWhy Fathers Leave Their David BrooksesIt’s not because they don’t poop.2 min read·Jun 17, 2017----
Holly BurdorffinThe HavenUnveiling the Newest Starbucks Drink: The Ghost FrappuccinoThis is on the secret menu, so don’t tell anybody, or else you’ll be haunted forever.1 min read·Apr 27, 2017----
Holly BurdorffinThe Haven“Opioid Crisis Unsolvable!” Says Official Who Refuses to Google “Portugal Heroin”CINCINNATI, OH— After supervising the delivery of yet another mobile autopsy trailer to the city morgue, city official Mike Smith said he…1 min read·Mar 31, 2017----
Holly BurdorffI Am the Leader of the Free World and I Will Get My Fucking HandshakeFirst, let me say: In no way did I truly want my skin to make direct contact with Donald Trump’s skin. To my mind, when I picture his…3 min read·Mar 31, 2017----
Holly BurdorffinThe HavenLocal Patriot Loves America, Just Doesn’t Care Much For Its Water & People & StuffPart one of our “Voices of America” series2 min read·Mar 31, 2017--1--1