Holly BurdorffinThe Belladonna ComedyYet Another White House Shake-Up!Exciting new candidates for the Trump Administration.Aug 6, 2017Aug 6, 2017
Holly BurdorffinThe HavenWhy Fathers Leave Their David BrooksesIt’s not because they don’t poop.Jun 17, 2017Jun 17, 2017
Holly BurdorffinThe HavenUnveiling the Newest Starbucks Drink: The Ghost FrappuccinoThis is on the secret menu, so don’t tell anybody, or else you’ll be haunted forever.Apr 27, 2017Apr 27, 2017
Holly BurdorffinThe Haven“Opioid Crisis Unsolvable!” Says Official Who Refuses to Google “Portugal Heroin”CINCINNATI, OH— After supervising the delivery of yet another mobile autopsy trailer to the city morgue, city official Mike Smith said he…Mar 31, 2017Mar 31, 2017
Holly BurdorffI Am the Leader of the Free World and I Will Get My Fucking HandshakeFirst, let me say: In no way did I truly want my skin to make direct contact with Donald Trump’s skin. To my mind, when I picture his…Mar 31, 2017Mar 31, 2017
Holly BurdorffinThe HavenLocal Patriot Loves America, Just Doesn’t Care Much For Its Water & People & StuffPart one of our “Voices of America” seriesMar 31, 20171Mar 31, 20171