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Four Techniques for Coping with Creative Rejection

You knew you had to ‘eat sh*t sandwiches.’ Here’s how to swallow some of the toughest bites.

Apr 4, 2022

Four Techniques for Coping with Creative Rejection

Apr 4, 2022

Holly Theisen-Jones

Diet Culture is an Obstacle Course Race to Nowhere

Spoiler alert: all of the prizes can be found elsewhere.

Aug 3, 2020

Diet Culture is an Obstacle Course Race to Nowhere

Aug 3, 2020

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ThinkGrowth.org

Why I Love Waiting on Hold

I fucking love waiting on hold.

Oct 18, 2017

Why I Love Waiting on Hold

Oct 18, 2017

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The Belladonna Comedy

2017 Remakes of Classic 80’s Films

Tweet Anything.

Jun 28, 2017

2017 Remakes of Classic 80’s Films

Jun 28, 2017

Holly Theisen-Jones

A couple grains short of a quinoa bowl.

I’m afraid someone made my $70 garlic-nutmeg smoothie.

May 4, 2017

A couple grains short of a quinoa bowl.

May 4, 2017

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Stronger Content

How to turn down the volume on a digital culture that’s constantly yelling at you

This is the first year that I’ve ever kept a new year’s resolution for longer than a month, because the benefits were instantaneous. The…

Mar 3, 2017

How to turn down the volume on a digital culture that’s constantly yelling at you

Mar 3, 2017

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Thoughts And Ideas

The love, and betrayal, of languages

I never thought that I would fall out of love. But when I did, it hit me hard.

Oct 22, 2016

The love, and betrayal, of languages

Oct 22, 2016

Holly Theisen-Jones

Sore Loser.

Just as actual fast-food hamburgers never quite resemble their fresh, appetizing TV commercial counterparts, none of us here in the locker…

Oct 22, 2016

Sore Loser.

Oct 22, 2016

Holly Theisen-Jones

Holly Theisen-Jones

Literal and figurative evergreen humor writer. Author of The Green Dumb Guide to Houseplants (May '23).

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