PinnedRebecca AndersonA Modest Proposal for Heroin AddictsPay me a fortune, and I’ll kill you.·4 min read·Jan 2, 2023----
PinnedRebecca AndersoninSlackjawMay God Have Mercy On Your Souls: A Millennial’s Guide To Gen ZThese snarky killjoys are about to take a crap on everything you love.·4 min read·Apr 4, 2021--80--80
PinnedRebecca AndersoninThe HavenWho Said It: 1990s HR Video Sexual Harasser Or My Mom?You have such nice legs. I’m glad you’re finally showing them off.·2 min read·May 28, 2021--11--11
PinnedRebecca AndersoninSlackjawSorry, Kids, I Thought Climate Change Would Take LongerThis was the conversation I thought you would be having with your children one day. Not us, not now.·3 min read·Sep 3, 2020--6--6
PinnedRebecca AndersoninSlackjawDear Pastor, Regarding Your Sloppy Virginity Metaphor“When a man rents, he doesn’t mind a used couch. But when he buys a house, he wants new furniture,” you said to a roomful of children.·3 min read·Oct 13, 2020--59--59
Rebecca AndersonHumpback Whale Sexually Assaults Dying Companion. #LoveWins?Anthropomorphism, I wish we knew how to quit you.·3 min read·Mar 12, 2024--1--1
Rebecca AndersoninThe HavenMom And Dad, It’s Time To Talk About Expiration DatesThis pre-Covid Laughing Cow Cheese isn’t laughing anymore.·3 min read·Jan 6, 2024--4--4
Rebecca AndersoninThe HavenI Clean Glasses on True Crime DocumentariesI’m not good at my job.·3 min read·Aug 28, 2023--11--11
Rebecca AndersoninThe HavenParenting Tips From The Chuck E. Cheese Prize Counter StaffSuggestions for making your loin fruit less hateable.·3 min read·Apr 6, 2023----
Rebecca AndersoninThe Haven20 Things Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of HistoryThe Florida state line, for one.·1 min read·Mar 14, 2023----