The Haven

Nepo-babies save movies and films from the curse of “realism”

The penny-pinching spinster

In Related News, Hell Freezes Over

fun fact: he has a good point

I Am Turning My Massive Fine Into a Willing Donation to My Beautiful City

You know, its little things like this that remind me what I really like about Rep. Greene — nothing, absolutely nothing!

Let’s clear up this confusion once and for all.

We call it “Survival as a service”

You Won’t Want to Miss Out on this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY

No war ever ends

After report his PAC is nearly broke, indicted ex-prez says, ‘I’m ready to draw generously from a bunch of overdrawn accounts”

Probably, but some occupations are more dignified than others

grammar meets rock ‘n roll

Mostly because you won’t make any money

The match

Has Taking Offense Surpassed Common Sense?

New measure goes step further than state’s ultra-conservative anti-abortion laws, preventing sperm from ever reaching an egg

Hate when it happens.

Two steps forward, four steps back

Maybe next year.

When going up means you’re stuck in a social spiral of awkwardness.

But he didn’t call ME, actually — he called Edward Funtz — my fictional character

end of summer, what a bummer; smut, lana, rain and thunder

Apparently this young MAGA sycophant must be part of a new breed of “Green New Assassins”

Wide spread staining of chairs for a question-and-answer session reported

Seeking to fend off threats from hard-liners to strip him of the speakership, House of Representatives Speaker Kevin McCarthy has…

They show me weird stuff

Obstinate Florida congressman says he’ll vote to avert shutdown if House Speaker throws in free hair gel for life

How many times have you heard this?

A clear majority of people in the UK agree household chores should be shared — but women generally do them, an annual survey of public…