The Haven

Also duck

Just a thought.

Success is scarce in places where there is little humor

Don’t cross my path

“Knees for Trump” Movement Emerges Following Music Superstar’s Surprise Endorsement Post

It Was So Bad, They’re Still Thinking Up New Ones.

The secret menu is off the leash.

“Dumb and Bummer” (Apologies to Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne)

They might help yours too! Check it out.

Shit Happens. And then you write about it.

Rising sea levels and increased temperatures are nothing compared to this

A flash fiction story

Now they’re just regular people like you and me!

Why are these books so expensive?

Field notes on the Homo hapiens masculinus validatus.

The fatal sexual adventure of animals— things boys do for sex

Being funny in email can be a massive boon or make you highly obnoxious. It’s all about finding the sweet spot.

And you’re wrong.

Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)

“I’ve got the receipts!” Vance claims

Confessions of a teenager with no medical training expected to be in the O.R. changing their fellow students’ gender.

But the Universe Has Other Plans

It’ll help the cops when they show up to make THEIR pinch

He viewed himself as being a rooster in a hen house

Believing in nothing is in fact the very opposite of nihilism. It is believing in that which can never be contradicted.

Because apparently you prefer to read about poo

Mike unfolded the sheet of paper. His brows furrowed. It was a message instead of a speeding ticket.

Who needs Mikey? We’ve got Helen.

Here are four new literary agents who are actively looking to destroy you.

Candidate promises to falsify a new test to prove he’s sound