PinnedRebecca AndersoninSlackjawMay God Have Mercy On Your Souls: A Millennial’s Guide To Gen ZThese snarky killjoys are about to take a crap on everything you love.Apr 4, 202181Apr 4, 202181
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PinnedRebecca AndersoninSlackjawSorry, Kids, I Thought Climate Change Would Take LongerThis was the conversation I thought you would be having with your children one day. Not us, not now.Sep 3, 20206Sep 3, 20206
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Rebecca AndersoninThe HavenI Clean Glasses on True Crime DocumentariesI’m not good at my job.Aug 28, 202311Aug 28, 202311
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