Janine AnnettHome Alone 6: Kevin Works Through His Abandonment IssuesINT. A THERAPIST’S OFFICE·3 min read·Dec 21, 2023----
Janine AnnettA Totally Real Holiday Letter That Was Definitely Written by a Human and not Outsourced to ChatGPT…Season’s Greetings, friend!·3 min read·Dec 20, 2023----
Janine AnnettinSlackjawSigns You’re Ready For A Sourdough StarterGetting a sourdough starter is a big decision — one that shouldn’t be taken lightly.·3 min read·Apr 23, 2020--1--1
Janine AnnettinThe Belladonna ComedyWelcome to Our Feminist Chicken Collective, Left WingsWould you like some International Peace Fries with that?3 min read·Nov 23, 2019--1--1
Janine AnnettinThe Writing CooperativeLessons Learned From a Failed Book DealHere’s what I would have done differently if I could do it all over again.·6 min read·Jul 8, 2019--5--5
Janine AnnettinSlackjawA Horse Walks Into a Bar in Boston, and That Bar is CheersA horse walks into a bar in Boston where everybody knows his name. The bartender, a former pro ballplayer, says, “Why the long face?” The…·3 min read·Jun 19, 2019--1--1
Janine AnnettinThe HavenIt’s Slime TimeA few days ago, some mail arrived for my son. It was a package from his grandmother (my mom). She had sent him a book on how to make DIY…·3 min read·May 31, 2019----
Janine AnnettinThe Belladonna ComedyYoga for People Who Want to Go to Yoga ClassIt’s yoga time3 min read·May 8, 2019--2--2
Janine AnnettinThe HavenI’m Mrs. Claus, and I Do All the WorkYou think you know everything about Christmas and Santa Claus? Let me tell you: You don’t know Jack Frost. With everything that’s happened…·3 min read·Dec 21, 2018--1--1
Janine AnnettinThe HavenA day in the life of a banking exec who wakes up at 5:30 a.m.This is a parody of https://www.businessinsider.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-hsbc-executive-melania-edwards-2018-10.4 min read·Oct 22, 2018--1--1