Jonathan WeisberginSlackjawSecret Economic Indicators The Fed Uses To Set Interest RatesForget Gross Domestic Product, it’s really your greed, gluttony, and envy that move the economy.Jun 14, 20232Jun 14, 20232
Jonathan WeisbergMoses Tries to Make the Ten Commandments More Consumer-FriendlyThis is so typical. He never thinks about how people will respond. He may be omnipotent, but he needs better market research.Jun 13, 2023Jun 13, 2023
Jonathan WeisbergOverheard in the Age of DataListen in to understand how family life has been transformed by the data revolution. As they say, home is where the data is.Apr 1, 2023Apr 1, 2023
Jonathan WeisbergOrder Confirmation from HellFor just a couple millennia of servitude in the infernal army, you can upgrade to the truly indulgent Gold package.Dec 8, 2022Dec 8, 2022
Jonathan WeisberginSlackjawAutocorrect Lured Me Into Being Nice—And That Was My MistakeThis whole relationship has gone wrong because I took autocorrect’s suggestion to be polite.Nov 30, 20222Nov 30, 20222
Jonathan WeisbergElon Musk’s Ultimatum to His Middle School GirlfriendElon Studies researchers from Upland Downs University recently discovered this previously lost piece of Elon juvenilia.Nov 17, 20223Nov 17, 20223
Jonathan WeisbergI’m Contesting this Vote So I Can Keep Torturing YouOn Election Day, we celebrate my right to yell at you for as long as I can make this campaign last.Nov 8, 2022Nov 8, 2022
Jonathan WeisberginThe StoneslideEternal RewardThe problem with being immortalized is spending the rest of eternity with a bunch of other heroes.Nov 5, 2022Nov 5, 2022
Jonathan WeisbergThe Phases of Life Seen through Trick-or-TreatingSomeone sticks a funny hat on your head but you have no idea what’s going on. You’re not even allowed to eat candy.Oct 31, 2022Oct 31, 2022
Jonathan WeisberginThe HavenA Note about Dinner Written in the Form of a Democratic Fundraising AppealFriends, this is huge. We’re going to make a decision about dinner in five minutes, and I need your support for pizza! Don’t wait!Oct 24, 20221Oct 24, 20221
