Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyEnjoy a Beach Weekend with Me (Your Persistent UTI)Cranberry juice can’t stop me now.Aug 521Aug 521
Kara PanzerinSlackjawThere’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates ClassEscape from aggressive gym marketing tacticsJul 315Jul 315
Kara PanzerinGreener Pastures MagazineThe Barbie Monologue, in Other MoviesIt’s impossible to beJun 184Jun 184
Kara PanzerinSlackjawMy Life As The Leading Lady In A 2004 RomComI couldn’t help but wonder: can brunettes find love?Jun 710Jun 710
Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyBrand Guidelines for the Second ComingOur consultants have provided essential feedback on Christ (our brand)Jun 514Jun 514
Kara PanzerA Line In The Coffee GroundsA debate rages in my hometown… over which way to queue at the coffee shopMay 1May 1
Kara PanzerinGreener Pastures MagazineWhy We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A RepublicanWe believe all dogs deserve a loving home. Even conservative ones.Apr 23Apr 23
Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyI’m Married to the Lead Detective on This ShowHe’s about to stop a serial killer from brutally murdering every woman in our town. I’m about to call him 10–15 more times and ask him to…Apr 123Apr 123
Kara PanzerinThe Belladonna ComedyOops! I lied on my resume and now I’m writing art placards at the MetThe interplay of light and shadows across the naked body of the woman tells me Manet was a perv.Feb 168Feb 168