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My Wedding Vows (Taylor’s Version)

My Wedding Vows (Taylor’s Version)

I don’t know why but Taylor Swift re-recorded my vows and now she owns the rights.

Dec 1

Where’d All The Phone Booths Go?

Where’d All The Phone Booths Go?

It ain’t easy being Superman

Nov 30

Gobble Break!

Give Someone A Hug/Wave (whatever’s in your comfort zone)

Nov 22

Bringing Magic Back to Monday!

Bringing Magic Back to Monday!

Magic Monday: Celebrating our favorite satire pieces of the past week.

Nov 20

Shark Attack

After 15 years of lifeguard service at Rocky Beach, Simms was finally through with the safety rules. He decided to take an off-duty swim…

Nov 18

I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.

I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.

Gas leaks are silent but deadly killers

Allison Ristaino

Nov 16

Children’s Books Approved in Florida

Children’s Books Approved in Florida

“Baa Baa Black Sheep” was banned for Critical Race Theory

Nov 15

Will You Be My Final Draft? A New Dating Show for Writers

Will You Be My Final Draft? A New Dating Show for Writers

Will it be a match made in heaven? Or the draft from hell, with 86 Track Changes comments?

Nov 14

Going Crazy

After strolling through the corridors of the facility for over 20 years with coffee in hand, Dr. Bones was beginning to get the feeling…

Nov 11

What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas

What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas

I will put the gas pump in the wrong car hole.

Nov 9

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