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My Wedding Vows (Taylor’s Version)
My Wedding Vows (Taylor’s Version)
I don’t know why but Taylor Swift re-recorded my vows and now she owns the rights.
Walt Braley
Dec 1
Where’d All The Phone Booths Go?
Where’d All The Phone Booths Go?
It ain’t easy being Superman
Paul Lander
Nov 30
Gobble Break!
Gobble Break!
Give Someone A Hug/Wave (whatever’s in your comfort zone)
Kegan Witzki
Nov 22
Bringing Magic Back to Monday!
Bringing Magic Back to Monday!
Magic Monday: Celebrating our favorite satire pieces of the past week.
Susan Sassi
Nov 20
Shark Attack
Shark Attack
After 15 years of lifeguard service at Rocky Beach, Simms was finally through with the safety rules. He decided to take an off-duty swim…
Danielle Lund
Nov 18
I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.
I Think There’s a Gas Leak in our Third Grade Classroom Because it’s Definitely Not Me Farting.
Gas leaks are silent but deadly killers
Allison Ristaino
Nov 16
Children’s Books Approved in Florida
Children’s Books Approved in Florida
“Baa Baa Black Sheep” was banned for Critical Race Theory
James Klein
Nov 15
Will You Be My Final Draft? A New Dating Show for Writers
Will You Be My Final Draft? A New Dating Show for Writers
Will it be a match made in heaven? Or the draft from hell, with 86 Track Changes comments?
Eva Recinos
Nov 14
Going Crazy
Going Crazy
After strolling through the corridors of the facility for over 20 years with coffee in hand, Dr. Bones was beginning to get the feeling…
Danielle Lund
Nov 11
What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas
What I, A Person From New Jersey, Imagine Will Happen When I Pump My Own Gas
I will put the gas pump in the wrong car hole.
Deborah Volz
Nov 9
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