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How I Discovered My Superpower: Picking up Marbles with My Toes

How I Discovered My Superpower: Picking up Marbles with My Toes

A Story That Got Me Banned from the Moth
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Susan Sassi
You Want To See An Actual Doctor?

You Want To See An Actual Doctor?

Oh, you’re VERY funny!
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Ross Rosenfeld
Our Medium Day Debut Is On YouTube!

Our Medium Day Debut Is On YouTube!

(Resisting the Urge to Rewatch and Count Filler Words)
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Kegan Witzki
Looking For Editors!

Looking For Editors!

Click The Link And Submit
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Kegan Witzki
Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots

Second Amendment Guarantees My Right to Keep and Bear Killer Robots

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a weaponized android is a good guy with a weaponized android.
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James Klein
Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?

Why Is No One Impressed by My Dog’s Giant Ball Sack?

Or mine, for that matter
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Leslie Diana
The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse

The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse

A Kinder, Gentler America
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Debbie Lynn Miller
If Famous Twist Ending Movies Didn’t Have Twists

If Famous Twist Ending Movies Didn’t Have Twists

They’d be both lighter AND darker…
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W. A. Hughes
Your Updated Saturday Morning Uber Receipt

Your Updated Saturday Morning Uber Receipt

How many fees can one fare dare?
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Jason Bentsman
Calling In A Sick Week

Calling In A Sick Week

Will be back next Monday
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Kegan Witzki
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