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The Belladonna Comedy

Enjoy a Beach Weekend with Me (Your Persistent UTI)

Cranberry juice can’t stop me now.

Aug 5

Enjoy a Beach Weekend with Me (Your Persistent UTI)

Aug 5

Kara Panzer
in
Slackjaw

There’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates Class

Escape from aggressive gym marketing tactics

Jul 3

There’s No Such Thing As A Free Pilates Class

Jul 3

Kara Panzer
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies

It’s impossible to be

Jun 18

The Barbie Monologue, in Other Movies

Jun 18

Kara Panzer
in
Slackjaw

My Life As The Leading Lady In A 2004 RomCom

I couldn’t help but wonder: can brunettes find love?

Jun 7

My Life As The Leading Lady In A 2004 RomCom

Jun 7

Kara Panzer
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Brand Guidelines for the Second Coming

Our consultants have provided essential feedback on Christ (our brand)

Jun 5

Jun 5

Kara Panzer
in
The Haven

I Am Uniquely Qualified To Hold This Senate Seat

Because I’m dead

May 6

I Am Uniquely Qualified To Hold This Senate Seat

May 6

Kara Panzer

A Line In The Coffee Grounds

A debate rages in my hometown… over which way to queue at the coffee shop

May 1

A Line In The Coffee Grounds

May 1

Kara Panzer
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican

We believe all dogs deserve a loving home. Even conservative ones.

Apr 23

Why We, The Staff At Happy Paws Animal Shelter, Concealed The Fact That Your New Dog Is A Republican

Apr 23

Kara Panzer
in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m Married to the Lead Detective on This Show

He’s about to stop a serial killer from brutally murdering every woman in our town. I’m about to call him 10–15 more times and ask him to…

Apr 1

I’m Married to the Lead Detective on This Show

Apr 1

Kara Panzer
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Oops! I lied on my resume and now I’m writing art placards at the Met

The interplay of light and shadows across the naked body of the woman tells me Manet was a perv.

Feb 16

Oops! I lied on my resume and now I’m writing art placards at the Met

Feb 16

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