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Katherine BellantoneinThe Belladonna ComedyGet Ageless Skin in Nine Easy Steps!Go check the mirror. The circles under your eyes will be gone; they will have mosied on down to the chin area, where it’s safer.Apr 19, 2023Apr 19, 2023
Katherine BellantoneinThe Belladonna ComedyA Tinder Message From The Big Hot FoxI think a face-to-face meeting should be avoided at all costs…Feb 22, 20221Feb 22, 20221
Katherine BellantoneinGreener Pastures MagazineThe HOHO of YuleJust a drunk, 36 year old narcissist who smells disgusting and won’t shut up about this Michael guy.Dec 15, 20211Dec 15, 20211
Katherine BellantoneinThe HavenThe Problem With Your Neighborhood“Being involved in your neighborhood has been nice, but it is also becoming apparent that your neighborhood is very involved in you.”Oct 16, 2021Oct 16, 2021
Katherine BellantoneinGreener Pastures MagazineThe Problem Might Be That You Are Slowly Turning Into A DogYou are not a dog. But you could be slowly turning into one, and that’s the problem here.Oct 12, 2021Oct 12, 2021
Katherine BellantoneinSlackjawI Am An Unprocessed Woman“Hush, Jayden…a teenage-woman-in-her-twenties-who-is-actually-in-her-forties never reveals her secrets…”Aug 12, 2021Aug 12, 2021
Katherine BellantoneinThe Belladonna ComedyA Very Good Personality TestWhy do you do some things, while other people do other things? Take this test to find out!Jun 24, 20214Jun 24, 20214