PinnedElizabeth EmeraldScott Stories (As Told By and About My Friend the Vacuum Guy)Inspired by truth, massaged by imagination·1 min read·Apr 15, 2024--5--5
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth EmeraldWise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)·1 min read·Sep 15, 2023--11--11
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldLizzy’s Language LessonsLet’s have some fun whilst contending with “rules”·1 min read·Aug 5, 2023--13--13
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldI’ll Read Yours if You’ll Read MineShameless tit-for-tat solicitation: adopt an orphaned story·1 min read·Mar 22, 2022--84--84
PinnedElizabeth EmeraldTidbits from the Land of OddsREJECTED SUBMISSIONS: A sampler of wry observations·4 min read·Jan 26, 2022--46--46
Elizabeth EmeraldinThe HavenHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-EightWise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)·5 min read·11 hours ago--6--6
Elizabeth EmeraldinThe HavenHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-SevenWise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)·6 min read·3 days ago--4--4
Elizabeth EmeraldinILLUMINATIONWoes of a Conscripted EditorWarning: Don’t submit if you won’t commit·3 min read·5 days ago--16--16
Elizabeth EmeraldinThe Haven“Transfering” Anybody?Submission to Urban Dictionary·1 min read·5 days ago--3--3
Elizabeth EmeraldinThe HavenHalf-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-SixWise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)·4 min read·6 days ago--12--12