Whether your kids are signed up for hybrid, remote learning, or homeschooling, here are some essential supplies to help parents at home survive these challenging times:
Use as a soundproofing curtain in your open plan apartment during simultaneous Zoom meetings. Blanket also provides a hiding place where parents’ screams are muffled.
Nine out of ten dentists agree that oversharing with patients is not recommended. I had that one dentist who did cross the TMI boundary, as I lay helpless in the torture chair. In fact, scientific studies show that when dentists reveal too much personal information about themselves, patients suffer adverse, long-lasting reactions.
Thanks to vaccines, the world is opening up again. The thought of venturing out to offices and public spaces for face-to-face social gatherings may seem daunting, but here are some ways to help prepare yourself for this transition:
Get ready. Never mind the surge of Covid cases, states are dropping pandemic restrictions and the bar is open. As head bartender, brace yourself for a deluge of non-vaccinated customers and conspiracy theorists, thirsty for company and drinks. You must act fast to tap vaccines from vials and shoot approaching patrons with vaccine darts. But pay attention: some customers will need a double shot, and others a single. Lose one life if they get too close.
Shaving off the pounds and staying fit can be challenging, especially when going to the gym is not an option. Here are some tips to get you prepped and pumped for at-home workouts:
After forty years of running around in relentless pursuit, it’s no surprise that the ghosts are damn tired of chasing Pac-Man. Even a few of them are looking for love in all the wrong mazes. After Ms. Pac-Man leaves her husband to start her own more challenging adventure game, Pac-Man realizes that there’s more to life than eating the same bland dots day after day. Even fruity power pellets aren’t fulfilling. So in a change of heart, Pac-Man opens himself up to something exciting and new…Wacca Wacca Wacca.