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Michael Wolf

Michael Wolf

When I Have Come To Die, It Is Because I Have Run Out Of Complaints

I know I will get to the age when my joints audibly creak, I set my thermostat to a rolling boil, and I get my grandchildren to help me…

Mar 7, 2023

Mar 7, 2023

Michael Wolf

I’m Sick of Being Girlfriend’s Insignificant Other

I must have been looking for love during the Zombie Apocalypse. One minute we are spooning on the couch. The next, she is a raging harpy.

Sep 28, 2022

Sep 28, 2022

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My Life as a Tri-Sexual

It’s okay, trust me . . . or not

Sep 10, 2022

My Life as a Tri-Sexual

Sep 10, 2022

Michael Wolf

Is All That We See a Commercial Within A Commercial?

Somebody had to say something. After spending my life sitting through the five-minute block of commercials, I say no mas, suffisant…

Jul 17, 2022

Jul 17, 2022

Michael Wolf

When You Met Your Blind Date, and You Wished You Were Blind

Your favorite couple, Skip and Gwen, brought a friend, Wanda. You extend a hearty welcome and invite them in for drinks. Wanda says she…

Jul 10, 2022

Jul 10, 2022

Michael Wolf

Doping Unveiled in Third Olympic Games

The Oracle of Delphi revealed the magical spells scandal during the games in the year of our many lords 1200 BC. In the Pankration…

Jun 27, 2022

Doping Unveiled in Third Olympic Games

Jun 27, 2022

Michael Wolf

Tom Brady Refuses AARP Card

“Not now! The game owes me so much more!” Tom Brady’s teammates heard him screaming in the shower. “I checked the mail, got this card —…

Jun 21, 2022

Jun 21, 2022

Michael Wolf

Battling my Addiction to Crime TV

Masked intruders demanding you play naked Twister with them, bloodthirsty videotape pirates, or outlaw bikers turning the thermostats down…

Jun 20, 2022

Jun 20, 2022

Michael Wolf

If I See That Pretentious Gecko One More Time, I’m Throwing My Spaghetti At The TV

He comes off like your buddy, giving you friendly advice on significant matters. But he is a tireless huckster trying to wring every red…

Jun 10, 2022

Jun 10, 2022

Michael Wolf

Clear the Room with Your Podcast Knowledge

Has listening to the radio worn a hole in your mind? Are you tired of watching Captain Kangaroo and his lover, Mister Greenjeans? Now there…

Apr 29, 2022

Apr 29, 2022

Michael Wolf

Michael Wolf

Endorsed by, Fred Picasso's Plastic Surgery; Father joined the circus to be shot out of a cannon, Michael wanted to join him but was allergic to popcorn.

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